velveteenwolf: (Smug Jerk)
Peter Rumancek ([personal profile] velveteenwolf) wrote in [personal profile] puppiesandrazors 2014-07-21 06:15 am (UTC)

Hey, it wasn't mine and I was like thirteen. Oui, si vous me le donnez dur.

[Peter leans in a little, lets his voice drop into his best porn star approximation for shits and giggles. (Also his only porn star impersonation, if anyone's keeping track.) It was just a funny joke, right? It warms his skin a little, but who's keeping track?]

Well, guess I might be able to manage. Guess we'll find out.

[He grins and raises an eyebrow.]

You planning on drinking mimosas and bloody mary's over lunch? That's what the trophy wives drink, right? I hear it doesn't count as drinking if there's juice in it.

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